Crush it with a Monster Truck: 1976 Chrysler New Yorker

At barely $2.00 per cubic inch this running, no rust Mopar barge needs a new home. Or at least the big block deserves one. The whole of the ad is lowest-common-denominator craigslist. From the shaky camera phone pictures to lack of important details like mileage or what else is wrong with the car its fortunate the ad has punctuation.

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