Zaporophets 968M in Toronto!

Truly a once in a lifetime opportunity, this recently imported Zaporozhets is for sale in relatively nearby Toronto, posted only two hours ago on Kijiji! Conveniently, it comes with a bunch of spares and a first aid kit. The $5,000 Canadian asking price is certainly cheaper than the plane ticket to Russia, bribe money, purchase, and shipping price. You had better move fast before this rare communist beauty gets away. You can bet that with keywords like these, it won't last long.
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